wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:twisted: purrrrrr my kind of catnip 
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/08/hello_ladies_fur_flies_at_bay.php
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Tales from the Freak Bar 8 (trevor blew the old one up)
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lizcam
New member
Just got done doing a ton of moving into my still standing apartment. Cranked up the old dvd player and watched me some Bill and Ted. Gottya love Bill and Ted! I made a tribue to them. Wanna see?
Too bad, you\'re going to anyway!
Don\'t Fear the Reaper
Play the music damn you! I don\'t go digging for the perfect music to these things for nothing you know!
Too bad, you\'re going to anyway!
Play the music damn you! I don\'t go digging for the perfect music to these things for nothing you know!
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Insults, When They had Class
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> \"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.\" -- Winston Churchill
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> \"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure\" -- Clarence Darrow
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> \"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.\" -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
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> \"I\'ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn\'t it.\" -- Groucho Marx
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> \"I didn\'t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.\" -- Mark Twain
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> \"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.\" -- Oscar Wilde
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> \"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend. If you have one.\" -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill followed by Churchill\'s response: \"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one.\"
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> \"I feel so miserable without you; it\'s almost like having you here.\" -- Stephen Bishop
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> \"He is a self-made man and worships his creator.\" -- John Bright
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> \"I\'ve just learned about his illness. Let\'s hope it\'s nothing trivial.\" -- Irvin S Cobb
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> \"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.\" -- Samuel Johnson
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> \"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.\" -- Paul Keating
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> \"He had delusions of adequacy.\" -- Walter Kerr
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> \"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?\" -- Mark Twain
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> \"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.\" -- Mae West
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> \"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.\" -- Oscar Wilde
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airhead
Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
1. Life isn\'t fair, but it\'s still good.
2.. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won\'t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and
parents will. Stay in touch..
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don\'t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It\'s more healing than crying alone.
8. It\'s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won\'t screw up the present.
12. It\'s OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don\'t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey
is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn\'t be in it..
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don\'t worry; God never
blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn\'t useful, beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn\'t kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It\'s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up
to you and no one else
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don\'t take no for an
answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don\'t
save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don\'t wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26.. Frame every so-called disaster with these words \'In five years, will
this matter?\'
27. Always choose life..
28. Forgive everyone for everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don\'t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or
didn\'t do.
35. Don\'t audit life.. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else\'s, we\'d
grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come....
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn\'t tied with a bow, but it\'s still a gift.\"
2.. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won\'t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and
parents will. Stay in touch..
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don\'t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It\'s more healing than crying alone.
8. It\'s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won\'t screw up the present.
12. It\'s OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don\'t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey
is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn\'t be in it..
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don\'t worry; God never
blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn\'t useful, beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn\'t kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It\'s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up
to you and no one else
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don\'t take no for an
answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don\'t
save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don\'t wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26.. Frame every so-called disaster with these words \'In five years, will
this matter?\'
27. Always choose life..
28. Forgive everyone for everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don\'t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or
didn\'t do.
35. Don\'t audit life.. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else\'s, we\'d
grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come....
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn\'t tied with a bow, but it\'s still a gift.\"
46. Sex is like business, now matter how bad it is, it\'s still pretty good.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
I do like 3247. Tell them you love them today they may not be around to hear it tomorrow.
48. If you wonder why they never call its a two way street baby.
49. Sometime they do not need to talk they just need you there.
50. Never miss the chance to use the toilet your not getting any younger.
48. If you wonder why they never call its a two way street baby.
49. Sometime they do not need to talk they just need you there.
50. Never miss the chance to use the toilet your not getting any younger.
airhead
Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
For those needing their spirits lifted, I present a study in humanity at its worst:
People of Wal Mart
People of Wal Mart
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