Tales from the Freak Bar

[Torn blue sky]

Dogs have ben scarce since Grumbs hangover a couple of days ago.
I wouldn\'t advise kicking fluffy, and that hampster makes the brain look feeble!

 

[wiccanpony]

@Grumb............I like to think of myself as Quality Control, and for the safety of our pool guests the lifeguards “MUST” pass the CPR test.

@Mike.......crossing football players off “grope list”

@Orge.......give me a minute to shave a werewolf for you ( that’s as close to a dog that we have) as for kicking him...wear heavy steel toed boots


Becca.......can I have some iced mint tea, please

 

[Sand Rat]

Sorry, but when I first read \"steel toed boots\" I saw \"steel toad boots\"

Which is something completely different.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
@Mike.......crossing football players off “grope list”

Donna; Try Rugby players instead
Ok occasionally they might be a bit battered looking, but they are generally built like brick outhouses. And they definitly aren\'t wimps!

 

[Modderrhu]

lol Yes, torn ears, skew noses, swollen eyes and missing teeth and fingernails would have a certain boyish charm to them too. And, of course, the scrum - an absolute treat for the ladies.

 

[Torn blue sky]

...And some blokes as well from my understanding.

 

[wiccanpony]

I would really like to know the unprintable tomfooleries that went on in locker rooms, when they first allowed women reporters to enter and interview the jocks. Hope someday a female reporter writes a tell-all book.:twisted::twisted::twisted:

 

[mistamick]

Hi everyone. Can I have half a pint of everything?

 

[wiccanpony]

pouring Mick a half pint of \"Milk\"........nice try but the Bouncer carded you lol

 

[mistamick]

Oh, come on, at least let it be a milk with vodka.....:flip:

 

[wiccanpony]

Do you see Bill getting any liquor .......No!..............he sneaks behind the Bar and pilfers it.

be sure to bribe Fluffy first...lol

 

[mistamick]

Isn\'t this Bill\'s que to come in and object?

 

[james sequeira]

come on im sure we can stretch to some shandy for the younglings

 

[Modderrhu]

Me thinks the younglings are getting milk. See, whilst wiccanpony minds the creche, she gets to watch that the coffin dodgers don\'t pass on any questionable habits to the future generations of CMON. All in our best interest, really. lol

But for me, right now, I\'ll have a Bunnahabhain, thank-you to whomever might be minding the bar.

 

[wiccanpony]

Hey!....I treat Bill like the son I never had........


And


I’m one big “questionable habit”.......so of course all future generations of CMON are going to hades in a hand basket, which in my view is a “good thing, much more fun”.:twisted:lol

 

[leopardpixie]

i really need to stop stepping out of the bar..... i miss so much when i do that ! lol :drunk:

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Do you see Bill getting any liquor .......No!..............he sneaks behind the Bar and pilfers it.

be sure to bribe Fluffy first...lol

Weel, I\'m not even a freak but I grabbed myself a beer or two. And I;\'m underage

 

[mistamick]

My god, you have even less of an excuse than me. You\'re only 478/1000 of a freak!

 

[Bubba]

Oh Fluffy, see that young man over there with a bottle?


FETCH!

No! All of him, not just his arm. Don\'t worry, I\'m sure Ms. Pony has a spell to fix that.





Whew what a weekend. Glad to be back at work. Coffee is on this morning and tea for our British customers. I cannot find the omlet chef this morning and his skillet has a large bite out of it.

For the rest of you:

Drinks are up...
:beer:

 

[Sand Rat]

Right - 2 Shiners for me, and a bucket of the same for Clyde - and I\'ll try to keep him from eating the geraniums this time.