Tales from the Freak Bar

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krom1415

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Your only a master of evil darth TBS lol

Got me a new broom today, just in case I should need it to parry the blows of broomdom :eek:

Yes, Avicenna done a great GW giant for GD UK mosch:D
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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Staff member
Originally posted by airhead
Originally posted by DragonsreachMake it a Donna Sandwich. (SandWitch? Ouch!)
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:no:

As long as you don\'t start punning with a few pints. lol
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It could have been much worse. I could have said Donna Kebab.

Ducks and runs very fast.
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by Mosch
Evening, gents! Hope you didn\'t miss me too much.
*stretches and makes himself comfortable*
Good to be back. So, anything interesting happened recently?
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AH! There is our German Friend. Long time no see!!
 
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krom1415

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Oh thanks TBS, here\'s the new broom and my apprentise Obi wan McBertie:D
Sorry if I look a bit pissed, in the photo, it had been a loooong day :D
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wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Welcome back Ogre :) sounds like ‘things” went your way. Yep..a new unused Mop Boy is waiting in the wings.. lol all those under age ones were cramping my style.

Welcome back to Mosch..LTNS..pull up a chair, the Mop Boy Battle Royal is about to begin...not to sure (and I don’t care, sweaty men are a treat) who is good and who is evil.
oh! and be nice to Spazzy, believe me, be nice if you value your immortal soul.

giggling......SandWitch, very good Mike,(fluttering lashes).......now Whap!! that’s for the Donna Kebab
 
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spazzy

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Originally posted by wiccanpony

oh! and be nice to Spazzy, believe me, be nice if you value your immortal soul.
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:redface: Awww, that sure means a lot coming from a witch like you, Donna. Thanks.

DR, of course I have time for you hon, here\'s your mocha, long.
 
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Modderrhu

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Yes, please be nice to spazzy. When she slips on a patch of hamster vomit, or finds the coffee mugs are truly bottomless, I am the first person she\'ll come looking for.

So, how about it a nice cup of chai tea, luv? No sugar or honey, please.
 
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demonherald

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\"walks quietly in....\"
The room goes quiet........he approaches the Bar...
\"Pint please ..\"\"Make it cold and strong....\"

As he reaches the bottom of the glass he catches his reflection his features no longer familiar...
So this is it ......This is what it\'s all been for.
A Rye smile and the last drops dissappear..\"another Glass Barkeep...Make this one stronger....\"
As he sit\'s back he ponders how is life will be different from now on...No longer the fight inside..now it was clear ..he is definitely a Freak......................
:drunk:

Cheers Guys 1000 the hard way avoiding the usual diet of Spam and BS sandwhiches wherever possible....Good Health....
 
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krom1415

New member
Oh, shite, I didnt see you creeping up on me demonherald lol, I could of been the shortest time mop boy on here, guess its going to be you now. Well done:D
 
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spazzy

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Mod, here\'s your chai, and yes, you\'re absolutely right!

Demon, first one\'s on the house, and it looks like Matty\'s picking up the tab for your second.

BTW, Matty, I didn\'t realize you worked here.
 
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matty1001

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Na, dont work here, just the occasional visit, though i do have to sneak past all the animals with thier weapons to get in though!
 
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