The ask me any question thread

darklord

darklord

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ok, Liz is getting impatient for e to be a freak so to help the post count i have thought of this thread. Ask me any question and i shall consult the fish entrails and give you an answer.


Warning - answers are for entertainment purposes only and are not intended as accurate assesments. In case of medical emergency please contact your local A&E
 
mattsterbenz

mattsterbenz

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Can I have $20?

Why not?

Please?

What if I ask you several more times?

Are you sure? It\'ll increase your post count...



*There you go. Remember to answer each of those questions in separate posts. Hint. Hint* :)

-Matt
 
darklord

darklord

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Originally posted by mattsterbenz
Can I have $20?

Yes but not from me

Why not?
Roger said not too

Please?
No

What if I ask you several more times?
Oh ok seen as you asked nicely. $20 zimbabwe dollars coming your way


Are you sure? It\'ll increase your post count...
no i changed my mind now




*There you go. Remember to answer each of those questions in separate posts. Hint. Hint* :)

-Matt
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darklord

darklord

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post count is expenonential to time registered, As you stay here longer your speed of posting will increase, reducing browsing and painting time
 
darklord

darklord

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no its an urban myth created by a secret conglomerate of clothing manufacturers to increase their sales and through fiscal improvements gain a sstronger foothold on the world economy leading eventually to their take over of several south american countries. from this base they will launch their plan which involves mind control through devices hidden in their clothiing products, thus creating a world army of human subserviants to do their bidding.
 
darklord

darklord

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Originally posted by Springbok
what will happen if you tie a piece of buttered bread to a cats back and then drop them off a table?
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there are a lot of variables to consider such as cat weight, fat content in the butter, table height and surface, plus time of day and air pressure.and most importantly wether the buttered side was towards the cats back or away from it. If the buttered side was against the cats back then the reuslt would be the cat landing upright (as cats always land on their feet). If however the buttered side was away from the back then upon launch you would have two equal and opposite movements happening. as both cats feet and buttered side always land floor first then the two forces would simply create a spinning motion making the cat/toast combination perpetually spinning in the air. The benefits of this are you would either have a nice talking point for visitors or possibly creation of a worm hole
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by darklord
@ Mike, depends if you have a magic 8-ball to replace me
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Ok let me rephrase the question:
Am I evil enough to \"Cut N Paste\" all the questions and answers into your first post on this thread?



Think Carefully before you answer.:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
 
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