dogfacedboy uk1
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Well, I am a little drunk but I am gonna attemopt to write this meaningless nonsense....
DFB's Good Whiskey Drinking Guide
1) You will first need yourself a good bottle of single malt whiskey. I like Tobermory but the selection out there is varied with many good quality whiskies. If you have Bells or Teachers in your cupboard, do yourself a favour and pour them down the sink.
2) Next you need a fine quality crystal whiskey tumbler. Tap it to check.
3) Grab some ice cubes
4) Pour in some lemonade or coke, whatever you prefer.
5) Now throw it in the bin, you won't be needing that shit.
6) Bite into the cork of the whiskey bottle and spit it out as far as you can. Extra points if you hit the cat.
7) Now sniff it. Allow the aroma to hit your nostrils for a second or two
8) Take a small sip and let it sit on your tongue and savour the moment and its warmth. DO NOT swig it under any circumstances. Its not rum and you are not a pirate.
9) Job is done, continue to drink at leisure.
dfb
DFB's Good Whiskey Drinking Guide
1) You will first need yourself a good bottle of single malt whiskey. I like Tobermory but the selection out there is varied with many good quality whiskies. If you have Bells or Teachers in your cupboard, do yourself a favour and pour them down the sink.
2) Next you need a fine quality crystal whiskey tumbler. Tap it to check.
3) Grab some ice cubes
4) Pour in some lemonade or coke, whatever you prefer.
5) Now throw it in the bin, you won't be needing that shit.
6) Bite into the cork of the whiskey bottle and spit it out as far as you can. Extra points if you hit the cat.
7) Now sniff it. Allow the aroma to hit your nostrils for a second or two
8) Take a small sip and let it sit on your tongue and savour the moment and its warmth. DO NOT swig it under any circumstances. Its not rum and you are not a pirate.
9) Job is done, continue to drink at leisure.
dfb
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