(Residents of the upper peninsula, or U.P. of the U.S. state of Michigan are called Yoopers. This is a joke a Yooper told me.)
So Ano and Toivo are at deer camp, and like every years at deer camp they been drinking a lotta beers. They\'re good and lit when they decide to go and shoot some deers for once, so they grab the guns and head out. After walking around for a while, Ano says \"Hold on there Toivo, I gotta take a crap\" and he heads behind a nearby tree. Toivo waits for a while, and finally goes back to see what the hold up is... he finds Ano leaned up against a tree, pants down and passed out.
Suddenly a deer walks through the trees, and Toivo shoots it. He guts it right there and just to be funny leaves the guts right under passed out Ano. Toivo heads back to camp with the deer.
A couple hours later, back at camp, Toivo sees Ano staggering back, looking mighty green. \"What with you?\" he asks. \"Last I saw you were going to take a crap.\"
\"I know, and I musta been pushing real hard, cuz I crapped my guts out,\" says Ano, \"but with the help of the Lord and a good strong stick I got \'em all back in again.\"
