TWILIGHT!!!!!! TWILIGHT TWILIGHT!!!!!! OMG ........ who cares

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uberdark

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sorry but i had to get on my soap box to complain about this piece of utter crap. first let me say i HAVE NOT seen the movie. however i read the book because all of my students told me to read it. although upon further review i should have known something was up when it was only girls reccomending it.

this book is laughable at best, the vampires make toreador (role playing game) look bad to the bone. and all i have heard this weekend is nothing but

OMG ITS TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

let me explain bella, the main girl is so in love with this pathetic uenic vampire edward that she passes out when he turns his head. and dont even get me started on the \"coven of vampires.\"


i think the thing that made me just throw my hands up in the air was when i was listening to \"all things considered\" on NPR and they covered twilight complete with cheesy lines from this deplorable film. i mean come on is there no sanctitiy left in the world. my NPR was taken over by giggling middle schoolers. my friends saw it friday night and a gaggle of girls behind them kept squealing whenever edward said one of his cheesy lines. so please run away screaming to the theater if you look lighter than air writing and vampire with no testicular fortitude what so ever. oh and in case you didnt know the girl who played bella made a huge fashion faux pa by wearing a horrible dress to the premiere.

:rolleyes:

uber steps down from soap box.

good day. :p
 
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Hinton

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A couple of women that I know read the books and were all excited about going to see the movie. They tried to convince me to go, but I passed, telling them that it looked like \"The O.C.\" or \"Dawson\'s Creek\" with vampires.

They told me that it was a good thing I didn\'t go because the movie was terrible.
 
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uberdark

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the episode of the brady bunch where greg hits marsha in the face with a football has more substance than this movie.
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Twilight

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Or twiglets?

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You decide....
 
Amazon warrior

Amazon warrior

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I had never even heard of the books until this weekend. See this:

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and also this: FUNNY!

...for why I will now never read them or watch the film! The LJ is in four parts (links at the bottom of each post), and is very amusing if you have the time to read it.

Edit: Undave, hand over the Twiglets slowly and carefully, and no one will get hurt... :drool:
 
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Undave

Flockwit
For those of you who have the happy fortune to be blissfully ignorant of the travesty that is a twiglet, just imagine a mouldy twig covered in powdered yeast infection and you\'re somewhere close to experiencing how soul destroyingly foul they are.
 
Sukigod

Sukigod

Member
With ya Uber! My 15 year old daughter has been going nuts, along with all of her friends for weeks about \"Twilight! OMG, Bbeuflaulua!!!!\" I told them, as I was taking five of them to the movie, \"It\'s a Star Wars Nerdy like Teenage Girl movie\". You can guess where that got me...:rolleyes:

On the way home, all he girls were giggling like mad. hopped up on sugar, and going on and on and on and on..... When the last of the friends were dropped off, the truck got suddenly silent. Sammy (my daughter) looked at me and said \"That movie SUCKED! I am so pissed!\". She\'s read the book \"at least nine times!\" and apparently they changed enough to ruin things.

At least I don\'t have to listen to her and her friends go on and on for days about it anymore! Thank god she understands!

btw: twiglets anyday!
 
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supervike

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As the father of two teen (15 and almost 13) girls, that\'s all I\'ve heard about for the last few months.

They\'ve both read the books.

Both were slightly disappointed in the movie, but both also knew that books are ALWAYS better. Actually, the oldest went and saw it again, and liked it better on viewing number two.

I\'m glad I don\'t \'get it\'...in the same way my Dad never \'got\' why I liked Star Wars.

I\'m also glad that they want to read.....

Of the things I worry that they obsess about, Twilight is not one of them!
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by supervike

Of the things I worry that they obsess about, Twilight is not one of them!
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but jim.... the writing.... my god the writing..... you have a better chance of a uwe boll script being nominated for a nobel than twilight.

ooh i better watch out or uwe boll might challenge me to a boxing match.

lol
 
Aliengod3

Aliengod3

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When the news reported that it was to be one of the biggest and most anticipated movies this year I could have laughed. I do not get what is so magical about some dumb kids that can drink red stuff and fly around in the trees with girls on their backs. Personally I think they ripped that part of the movie off from Star Wars. Remember when Luke Skywalker was doing his jedi training on degobah and had yodi hanging on his back? Ya this movie did a crappy job at copying that.

I was real happy when I saw that south park had an episode which pretty much made the people who would be interested in this movie look like idiots.
 
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uwe boll

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Why you doity rotten sassafrassin\' :cussing:

I\'m gonna moiderize youse! Uwe Boll wobbles but he don\'t fall down!
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by uwe boll
Why you doity rotten sassafrassin\' :cussing:

I\'m gonna moiderize youse! Uwe Boll wobbles but he don\'t fall down!
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poor uwey do yo need another 3 million to make a movie that will only gross $10? but dont worry i have the rights to world of warcraft. you wanna take a shite on that and manage to cast undead paul newman as the lead role?

was that too soon?

lol
 
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uberdark

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wp: yep pretty much. if it was between a twilight vampire and a care bear stare i would put my money on the jolly little bears.
 
Aliengod3

Aliengod3

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Count duckula is on DVD?!?!?!?! I want it!!! I used to watch that all the time as a kid :drunk:

Hopefully they make a DVD collection of ducktales and fraggle rock (puppet one, not the animated)
 
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