We\'re all Assholes!

[DrEvilmonki]

I used to be an altar boy :innocent:.

Actually one thing I (and my friends) did was make a guy waste about two hours making a character for a role playing game. Only problem was we didn\'t actually like the guy so as soon as his character showed up we killed it. He was sorely pissed. Come to think of it he may have said we were arseholes!

We were only 13 at the time.

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by EricJ
I have a feeling most people are holding back...

Yep. There was a time in my life where I was really not very nice. Pretty much between me, God and the ghosts I have to deal with.

Now back to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

 

[vincegamer]

Originally posted by No Such Agency
But... what we really want to know is did it get you laid?

I am 100% positive I could have, but at the time I was a prudish save-it-all-til-marriage ultra religious Catholic.

Life would have been very different if I had my present state of mind when I was a teenager.

 

[EricJ]

Originally posted by Ritual

Originally posted by EricJ
I have a feeling most people are holding back

Actually, I really had a hard time finding any severe asshole moments in my past. I remember a few from when I was a small kid, but somehow I don\'t think those are that important. All kids are assholes sometimes, it\'s part of growing up and learning to interact with other people.

I guess I\'m simply a very nice guy! I blame my parents...

totally, when I was a kid I was a jerk, I punched my sister in the stomach when I was like 6 (and she was 9)...oooh, that didn\'t make my parents happy.


Vince....so what you\'re saying there is a inverse corrolation between you being an asshole and you getting sex?

 

[supervike]

I\'d love to be an asshole, it seems those folks are generally more respected. My brother, for instance, is much more gruff and grumpy than me, but it seems to work well for him. And he seems happier for it....

I end up just being the nice guy, and get taken advantage of quite a bit. I can\'t freakin help it. Nice guys do finish last.

Like I said before, I\'ve been an ass at times, but it always comes back to haunt me. And I literally lose sleep over times where I have been mean to people.

What the hell is wrong with me? Is there a crash course in assholism I can take?

 

[EricJ]

Originally posted by supervike

What the hell is wrong with me? Is there a crash course in assholism I can take?

I can\'t say what\'s wrong with you...but this thread might be that crash course

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by supervike
I end up just being the nice guy, and get taken advantage of quite a bit.

It\'s inevitable that people take advantage of you when you\'re a nice guy, but I have learned to let people know when they do... I still do what they ask of me (because I\'m nice ) and I make sure they know this. Some (those who are real assholes) don\'t care much, but others get very humble and grateful.

 

[Dragon Forge Design]

Other stories..

Again in college in the Art Building outside the jewelery / Art metals department we glued nickels and quarters to the floor out in the hall way with really strong epoxy and laughed when people tried to pick them up. Hey it seemed funny at the time.

Oh in the doorms we broke into a guys room and moved EVERYTHING into the lounge and set it up just like it was in his room.

At an old job, wrapped a guys car in pallet wrap.. used a whole roll. Took him forever to get it out.

Not really being a asshole..but simple fun pranks.

Im more into pranks than being mean.

 

[Ritual]

One of the best pranks I\'ve witnessed (didn\'t take part in it though...) was in school when a whole class lifted one of their teachers\' car in the parking lot and placed it between to lamp posts. The space between the lamp posts was just big enough for the car to fit in nicely between them and there was no way the teacher would be able to steer his car out of there... lol

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by supervike


What the hell is wrong with me? Is there a crash course in assholism I can take?

Ah, you want to join your local A.A., or Arseholes Anonymous to give it its full term

 

[Evil Dave]

Where\'s Finn in all this?
I\'d bet he has some stories to tell.

 

[cdukino]

I think I\'m pretty angelic seeing all these stories. Ah well...

I do know from experience those kinda phonecall-pranks can get you upset pretty good. I was on the resieving side once of a rather cruel one. Someone called me up and told me he was the police and my dad just had had a terrible accident with his car in which he died (my dad drives a lot for his job). He sounded very convincing and even named the local hospital and policestation and all that.

It went on for a minute of so and after getting my heart beating again I started to doubt it... but still was panicky. I asked questions back which I thought the cops should have known. Also asked why he was telling me this over the telephone as this is not normal practice. He just kept calmly repeating himself but didn\'t quite answer. So I smashed down the horn without being 100% sure and called my dad\'s mobile. He picked up after some very very long seconds.
I was pretty damn upset by this prank for the rest of that day.
The cops, the real ones couldn\'t do anything about it. I can say I would have gladly run my car over that guys (I know there were more as there were guys in the background faking a policestation background noice).

 

[EricJ]

Caller ID and *69 I think sort of killed the golden age of phone call pranks. It\'s just now far to easy to have things traced back to you.

 

[cdukino]

Yeah... luckily. Been over 4 years since this happened.

Well I know another asshole story... Nope I wasn\'t on the resieving side this time.

It was done to someone I knew. He wasn\'t the brightest, nor the most handsome and very very influental with the wrong friends (who in my eyes only were his friends for their own commedy-value). He tried to get a relationship with me but I always made very clear (kind at first but in increasingly she-asshole ways... some I feel I crossed the line but he really was getting on my nerves as I just didn\'t seem to get trhough to him (felt rather stalked after a while.... Even hitting on another guy right in front of his eyes to get the message across (as saying \"piss off I don\'t want you\" obviously was read as... I like you... sigh.. and I don\'t want you comming round my house the sign to take his bike and turn up within a week ringing the doorbell). Didn\'t work. Turned out his friends were leading him on making him truely believe he had a chance with me if he just kept on... that I told them I liked to play hard to get.... stupid.

Anyway he finally found another gf who did something that made all my comments and actions seem cherryblossom.
He was in a relationship with her for 1,5 years... they even had marriage-plans, she moved in with him after 2 weeks in the relationship already and acted all in love and after a 1,5 years she turned out pregnant... Telling him it was his.

Only to let him know 2 weeks later it wasn\'t his child (for she didn\'t want to check and didn\'t want it to be his... and gave some very rude reasons why, including looks and IQ... Told him she had been cheating on him from day one (and even took the time to prove it). Only told him she wanted to marry him, had sex with him and told him it was his child for his house and support (he gave her everything). But now she was pregnant she didn\'t want to keep it up anymore for she didn\'t want him in the fatherrole.

In court he forced her to do the test. It wasn\'t his afterall...

Not all assholes are male...

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by cdukino
... my sister and me burned him absolutely to the ground with just a few words right in front of his friends

Twins...mmmm...
Ok, Ok so I\'m a perverted asshole.lollollol

 

[cdukino]

Originally posted by Evil Dave
Twins...mmmm...
Ok, Ok so I\'m a perverted asshole.lollollol

Just the kind of thing that would get you burned to the ground (the absolute none-sexual and non exciting way) by us lol

Well this is rather innocent, believe me I\'ve heared quite a lot of bullshit sick twisted twin boy fantasies.... shudder. Still don\'t understand why people would think I wanna do it with my sister just because we are twins.... eeeuuuwwwww.... ever heared of incest? Doesn\'t change into something innocent and nice just because you happen to be the same age. Not proposing the guys to f**ck their brothers (litterally) am I? .. that\'s the same thing, exactly.... No thanks... I\'ll pass.... hahahaha
But comments like that are a good excuse for me to make rude and very unkind comments I usually won\'t make without feeling guilty afterwards. So it has it\'s good sides hahaha

 

[Mosch]

I can\'t understand how a man could want to have sex with two women at the same time. I mean, there\'s a certain genital limitation in what can actually be archieved, isn\'t there?

 

[Ritual]

While I agree with you, Mosch, in not wishing to have sex with two women at the same time, I just have to point out that there\'s more you can do then just the actual intercourse.

Ok, people, back to the asshole discussion! :innocent:

 

[Shawn R. L.]

ONE of the worst things I did. Took a car coil and my toy train transformer (12v), combined the two and attached it to my bedroom doorknob. \"MOM.......could you come to my room\"?!!! POWWW!!!!!!!! Surprisingly I didnt get a paddeling.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by cdukino

Originally posted by Evil Dave
Twins...mmmm...
Ok, Ok so I\'m a perverted asshole.lollollol

Just the kind of thing that would get you burned to the ground (the absolute none-sexual and non exciting way) by us lol

Well this is rather innocent, believe me I\'ve heared quite a lot of bullshit sick twisted twin boy fantasies.... shudder. Still don\'t understand why people would think I wanna do it with my sister just because we are twins.... eeeuuuwwwww.... ever heared of incest? Doesn\'t change into something innocent and nice just because you happen to be the same age. Not proposing the guys to f**ck their brothers (litterally) am I? .. that\'s the same thing, exactly.... No thanks... I\'ll pass.... hahahaha
But comments like that are a good excuse for me to make rude and very unkind comments I usually won\'t make without feeling guilty afterwards. So it has it\'s good sides hahaha

Just so we\'re on the same page it was a joke.

I\'m not THAT much of an asshole.lol