We\'re all Assholes!
- Thread starter EricJ
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went to a wedding with 4 friends one of whom bragged all night he\'d got off with the best looking bridesmaid, she eventually sat at our table and our friend smarmed all over her, they got up to dance, whilst away i got some cling film off the buffet and put it on his pint, once he noticed it was cling film he tried to hide his embarresment by saying to unimpressed bridesmaid \'it\'s ok, it\'s cling film and to prove it he thrust it towards her, the cling film had loosend when he tried to drink it and the pint went all over the bridesmaid very exspensive dress and hair do, i felt a a\'\'hole about the bridesmaid but not the smarmy friend
Godlikebuthumble
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Oh boy...
While I did some fun things (twins... pm me for details
) and some mean things (firing a replica beretta at a kid in front of a police station), there are precious few things that make me feel bad about it. Even the first asshole thing I did that comes to mind:
I cheated on my girlfriend.
My ex-ex-girlfriend actually. Not a one-nighter, but a parallel relationship. There were some things I felt (and some I learned after I broke up with her) that still don\'t make me feel bad about it per se, but cheating on somebody is still a way asshole thing to do
While I did some fun things (twins... pm me for details
) and some mean things (firing a replica beretta at a kid in front of a police station), there are precious few things that make me feel bad about it. Even the first asshole thing I did that comes to mind:I cheated on my girlfriend.
My ex-ex-girlfriend actually. Not a one-nighter, but a parallel relationship. There were some things I felt (and some I learned after I broke up with her) that still don\'t make me feel bad about it per se, but cheating on somebody is still a way asshole thing to do
Sanitarium
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Ok, I\'d say that my way of beeing an asshole revelas itself in my bad habbit to utterly crush newbes and exploiting every tactical mistake they do-it\'s a way to slightly push up my ego (wich is as big as a planet)-however I feel a bit bad after the battle (they usually look like I killed their goldfish) and I try to make it up by commenting (lecturing-still egotripping) the battle and what was actually wrong in their tactic and what they should do to improove it, or what units should be positioned differently or changed...
Then we play another game, during wich all the while I comment the mooves on both sides (I practically think aloud and explain to my inexperienced opponent what I\'m planning to do and how he could counter it, while I let him correct some mooves and sometimes remind him about charge reactions or other rules he\'s forgetting and that should take in consideration before making the moove he\'s planning to do). Then again, when the tide of battle starts shifting (turn 3-4 usually) I make less comments (let him try it out alone, he\'s not an idiot after all) and use more dangerous tactics (well at turn 4 usually it\'s just improvising, since everybody is fleeing, dead or in CC).
Usually I beat them also the second time (EGO tripping all the while), but they take it in a better way, like some kind of training, playtesting and start looking at me as the master (powerplayer) that they presume in advance they\'ll never beat, but can learn from (and so I fill the ranks of our Dark allience/wargamer mafia family)
Then we play another game, during wich all the while I comment the mooves on both sides (I practically think aloud and explain to my inexperienced opponent what I\'m planning to do and how he could counter it, while I let him correct some mooves and sometimes remind him about charge reactions or other rules he\'s forgetting and that should take in consideration before making the moove he\'s planning to do). Then again, when the tide of battle starts shifting (turn 3-4 usually) I make less comments (let him try it out alone, he\'s not an idiot after all) and use more dangerous tactics (well at turn 4 usually it\'s just improvising, since everybody is fleeing, dead or in CC).
Usually I beat them also the second time (EGO tripping all the while), but they take it in a better way, like some kind of training, playtesting and start looking at me as the master (powerplayer) that they presume in advance they\'ll never beat, but can learn from (and so I fill the ranks of our Dark allience/wargamer mafia family)
