Its not odd its just daft, you dont even see the old methers running around chasing the wildlife, (not even in crappy old Bradford) they just get steamed and head to a soup kitchen. If I were so broke that I actually thought to myself I know I\'ll go bag me a few elephants to fill the freezer with, I\'d probably then have a sudden flash of inspiration and just go sell my vast arsenal of firepower back to my local arms merchant and go buy a party size box of pot noodles. You dont need a gun to provide food either, all you need is fishing line. Not only can you fish with it but you can set up snares all over the country side, it might not be humane but if I were starving hungry I dont think I\'d be worried about the terrible death I\'m inflicting on some poor defenceless wigglywoo. If you want something a bit bigger to feed more people with you could construct a bolas to catch the prey on the hoof, plus fishing line and a couple of conkers is infinitely more hi-tech than your more common rocks and string type. As a side benefit you can also add on an old tin to either end and construct yourself something called a \'telephone\', give one end to your neighbour and keep the other and you can talk to him/her over a distance of at least several feet, Handy in an emergency. Also in the light of all the people worried about being robbed at home you could set up a series of alarm bells around your house using yet more line and old tins, in the event that rusty tins do not scare off the would be intruder you can place tripwires at all points off ingress, imagine the total overwhelming surprise, leaving the burglar far to embuggered to even think of initiating phase two of his dastardly plan, plus the crashing would alert you early enough to grab your handcrafted garote, which will enable you to either render your foe unconious or if you are possessed of Chuck Norris like strength you could take his head right off!
Bugger me, you could even eat him if you wanted or just hack him up and use him as fish bait. I think that totally destroys any arguement that even the most ardent gun lover may have, I thank you.
Bugger me, you could even eat him if you wanted or just hack him up and use him as fish bait. I think that totally destroys any arguement that even the most ardent gun lover may have, I thank you.