Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime
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lizcam
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Ok so had everyone who wants in signed up for parts? We need to get this all sorted so we\'re ready for when Billy get\'s back from Poland. He\'ll be in need of some entertainment when he gets back. In laws can be difficult when you understand what they are saying. Imagine what it must be like when they speak polish all the time!
wiccanpony
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Mr Demille, I\'m ready for my close up lol
squig hunter
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Originally posted by nick232
i wanna be the kat hater so i can shoot you
Prepare to be destroyed...
SQuig
JesterzUSMC
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Highbulp Billy
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The audience take their seats, a hush descends across the theatre as the curtain slowly starts to open, gets stuck after only few inches and results in a lot of muffled swearing as stage hands eventually manged to haul the thick cloth to one side.
Finally, we enter the world of Pantoland - the scene is that of the typical town square on market day, street traders dressed in gaudy outfits and poorly applied stage makeup mince about in the background all apparently trying to sell rhubarb in sotto voices. Then, to resounding cheers (or at least a stifled cough) Widow T\'Wanky enters stage left...
\"Hello boys and girls and welcome to Pantoland!\" <Heaves bosom and winks suggestively at anyone who\'ll pay attention> \"I\'m Widow T\'Wanky and I’ve had a very trying day. The butcher tried – the baker tried – the milkman tried. I\'m going to have to start playing easier to get or they might stop trying. Now who\'s this coming?\"...
Finally, we enter the world of Pantoland - the scene is that of the typical town square on market day, street traders dressed in gaudy outfits and poorly applied stage makeup mince about in the background all apparently trying to sell rhubarb in sotto voices. Then, to resounding cheers (or at least a stifled cough) Widow T\'Wanky enters stage left...
\"Hello boys and girls and welcome to Pantoland!\" <Heaves bosom and winks suggestively at anyone who\'ll pay attention> \"I\'m Widow T\'Wanky and I’ve had a very trying day. The butcher tried – the baker tried – the milkman tried. I\'m going to have to start playing easier to get or they might stop trying. Now who\'s this coming?\"...
Torn blue sky
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The men in white coats lol
wiccanpony
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:twisted: Why tis none other then Ms Wicked the Village Witch and part-time Madam of Ladies of the Freak Bar...... wearing a flamboyant garb that would do better on a Las Vegas show girl review.
Behind her following like drooling lambs to the slaughter are the butcher, the bake, the milkman and the candlestick maker.
“Widow T’Wanky.......easy is as easy comes, my Dear” < suggestive shimmy of the witches boobies>
“pray tell what are ye up too, I alas, have come to the market for I am all out of fresh meaty sausages” <a bit of bump & grind music in the background>
a moment of silence passes, then broken by?..........
Behind her following like drooling lambs to the slaughter are the butcher, the bake, the milkman and the candlestick maker.
“Widow T’Wanky.......easy is as easy comes, my Dear” < suggestive shimmy of the witches boobies>
“pray tell what are ye up too, I alas, have come to the market for I am all out of fresh meaty sausages” <a bit of bump & grind music in the background>
a moment of silence passes, then broken by?..........
the drugs squad because that rhubarb isn\'t any old rhubard its magic rhubarb.
everyone gasps in amazment as the fairy says that in this story you will learn lots of ........ things like moral values and how to be pleasant children.
then from the corner of the stage a layer of green fog rolls out who is this?.......
everyone gasps in amazment as the fairy says that in this story you will learn lots of ........ things like moral values and how to be pleasant children.
then from the corner of the stage a layer of green fog rolls out who is this?.......
lizcam
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A lowley wandf seller dressed in the back end of a horse costume.
\"wands for sale! Get your long thick full wands here! They fit well in the hand and are guarenteed to satisfy even the most descriminating client. Wands for sale!\"
The poor lowley wand lady shuffles near the witch and Widdow T\'Wanky and trips, planting the wand she is waving about firmly up the backside of the baker. There is a great deal of commotion trying to remove the offending wand when \"POOF\" the baker turns into a......
\"wands for sale! Get your long thick full wands here! They fit well in the hand and are guarenteed to satisfy even the most descriminating client. Wands for sale!\"
The poor lowley wand lady shuffles near the witch and Widdow T\'Wanky and trips, planting the wand she is waving about firmly up the backside of the baker. There is a great deal of commotion trying to remove the offending wand when \"POOF\" the baker turns into a......
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:twisted: a first class stud muffin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all eyes turn and the Widow reachs out and ............Torn blue sky
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BOOBIES!!!
Arite dave if you won\'t throw it out there I will lol.
The charming prince comeas a wandering from the court and spots the soiled lady! Chivelry being the better part of valour he...
Arite dave if you won\'t throw it out there I will lol.
The charming prince comeas a wandering from the court and spots the soiled lady! Chivelry being the better part of valour he...
Torn blue sky
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Slightly cuter version of himself! Disgruntled by the whole ordeal he sends for the palace guard to take the \"ass\" with the wands away!
\"As you were... Calm yourself witch! Lechnousness is not tolerated in the street!\" . He turns about and saunters back up to the palace when...
\"As you were... Calm yourself witch! Lechnousness is not tolerated in the street!\" . He turns about and saunters back up to the palace when...
