There are some great ones in this thread- makes me want to watch t.v. Heres some of mine:
Young guns:
Hey dog. Dog. You see the size of that chicken?
Office Space:
Did you get the memo about the cover letters for the TPS reports?
You\'ve been missing alot of work lately.
Well, I wouldn\'t exactly say I was missing it, Bob.
Bob- \"Tell us about you typical day here at inotek\"
Peter- \" Well I usually come in about 15 minutes late. I use the side entrance so Lumburg doesn\'t see me. Then I just space out at my desk for about hour.\"
Bob- \"what do you mean space out\"
Peter- \" I just sit and stare at my desk. It looks like your working so people usually leave you alone. I usually do that for a couple hours after lunch, too. I would say in a given week I only get about 15 minutes of actual work done.\"
Super Troopers:
I\'m sorry, when my boys get that syrup in them they get all antsy in thier pantsies.
Lisence and registration, Chicken-f**ker. BWAACK!
Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Just print the damn thing!
Aliens:
I don\'t know if you\'ve been keeping up with current events but we just got our as#es kicked, pal.
Weird Sience:
Your stewed buttwad!
Lisa-\"What do you do for a living Al?\" Al - \"I\'m and independant businessman.\" Gary- \" Al, dad, is a plumber and I guess you plumb, right, dad?\"
Spinal Tap:
Why dont you just make ten the loudest?
These go to eleven.
Goonies:
Im setting booty traps for the Fortelli\'s.
you mean booby traps.
Thats what I said, booty traps.
Clerks:
Dante -\"Thirty seven. My girlfriend sucked
thirty seven d*cks\"
Guy- \"In a row?\"
Dante -\"Are thier any balls down there?\"
Jay- \" about the biggest pair you ever saw, dingleberry.\"
Olaf do beserker, girl think sexy.
I\'m a firm believer in a philosophy of a ruling class, especially sice I rule.