The ask me any question thread

darklord

New member
Originally posted by sg2009
right im doing maths hmk so might as well ask away !!!!

what is 3 37th of 72 ??? :D
5.837

why are gw so gay ???
they are just a happy company

how can i make easy money ???
prtinting press

can i be mop boy for a bit longer ???
stop posting

is squiggy human (doubt it lol )
computer says no

and why cant i think of more questions to ask ???
your frontal lobes are too small
 

darklord

New member
Originally posted by hestan101
i kno why shes called boris. i know.probably. Why do i need £500?

who doesnt need £500. or maybe its to pay for professional advice rather than get it from some fish entrails
 

nick232

New member
that article is called having no life, and being even more into maths than my family, and thats pretty damn hard to beat...!
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
lol

what is the best way to crack a coconut

if you had a \"witch mark\" what would it be and where

who is Bubba of the freak bar
 

nick232

New member
why a brass monkey, and not a brass dog?

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
Why should we even care?

sorry listening to balck sabbath...:bouncy:
 

darklord

New member
What is source of change?
the empowerment of women through technology

Why Pi and not Pie?
why not? one is mathmatical the other edible

Apple or Cherry?
Pi or Pie?

why \'cool mini or not\' and not \'cool figure or not\'??
it sounds better

what is the best way to crack a coconut
using an african swallow

if you had a \"witch mark\" what would it be and where
The beliefs about the mark differ depending on the trial location and the accusation made against the witch. it is usually found under the eyelids, in armpits and body cavities


who is Bubba of the freak bar
It is Chern Ann in disguise

What\'s a cabana boy?
A cabana boy is a male attendant (boy in this sense) performing \'personal services\' to the guests of a hotel etc., operating from a nearby cabaña (American Spanish for cabin), notably on a beach

When will you be one?
Never, i am too old to be classed a boy

Can I watch
watch what?

why a brass monkey, and not a brass dog?
The phrase \"cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey\" is a colloquial expression used by some English speakers. The reference to the testes (as the term balls is commonly understood to mean) of the brass monkey appears to be a twentieth century variant on the expression, prefigured by a range of references to other body parts, especially the nose and tail.

These earlier expressions would seem to indicate that the brass monkey took the form of a real monkey, rather than being the name for some dissimilar object, without a nose and tail, such as a tray to hold cannonballs as has been theorised


Has he lost his mind?
who?

Can he see or is he blind?
not in an optical sense, but seeing as a mental process then yes

Can he walk at all,
a little

Or if he moves will he fall?
no he should be fine

Is he alive or dead?
check his pulse

Has he thoughts within his head?
yes unless he is actually dead

Why should we even care
we are human beings who are generally sympathetic to the suffering of others. Th placement of importance on the well being of others could help create a better social climate and bring about improvements in the lives of all
 

BarstoolProphet

New member
Originally posted by nick232
why \'cool mini or not\' and not \'cool figure or not\'??

Star Wars Action Figures Repainted?
G.I. Joe action figures repainted?
The Black Hole action figures...
Anna Kournikova\'s figure.
Anne Hathaway\'s figure.
Pamela Anderson\'s figure.
Brad Pitt\'s figure.
Mathematical figures.

It\'s not worth the effort of figuring out how to rate all these things.
 

waghorn41

Member
Originally posted by darklord
Originally posted by waghorn41
How can I get to paint as good as you without a time machine.
unforunatley a time machine is of no help here. your only hope is animal sacrifice and consuming the spice

OK so I\'ve used next door\'s cat, and consumed a load of spice. Trouble is my painting seems worse - the Rusty Alyce mini I\'m working on had increased to 15 minis and I keep putting the paint on one which then mysteriously disappears.

Solution oh wise one?
 

darklord

New member
OK so I\'ve used next door\'s cat, and consumed a load of spice. Trouble is my painting seems worse - the Rusty Alyce mini I\'m working on had increased to 15 minis and I keep putting the paint on one which then mysteriously disappears.
Solution oh wise one
You are fighting the mini, you must be one with the mini. To cahieve painting zen you must accept that brushlicking is good and that a truley great mini can only be painted when you are in harmony with the universe itself.
So you need to go buy some robes, shave your head and eat a full pot of graveyeard earth while humming the tune of Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd


What are you going to do with your last 5 posts of freedom
i shall use them wisely, no inane replying from me oh no siree

why did the chicken cross the road?
probably to get to the internet cafe so it could read this excellent thread

where did Squig Hunter hide my best whip
you REALLY dont want to know
 
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