\"Really now?\" No sh*t sherlock, i was just kidding.
\"I\'m not one to brag but...\" But you do like to brag, and toot your own horn, etc etc
\"You know, you could die from *insert activity or action here* \" I could also die from fires, explosions, earthquakes, terrorists, tsunamis, mauled by tigers, eaten by sharks, livers destroyed by alcohol, die of sleep deprivation, car crashes, not wearing helmet, shootings, robberies, falling out of windows, unleashing herds of furious kittens, bleated to death by sheep, eaten by cannibals, freezing to death, over heating, destroyed by black holes, having heart attacks, getting electrocuted, drowning, dying of A.I.D\'s, contracting Ebola, committing suicide <----- major \"duh\", bleeding to death, nuclear explosions, poisoning, starvation, assassins, getting thrown off cliffs, spontaneous self combustion, falling out of planes, bookshelves falling on me, mauled by tigers, sucked into a tornado, death by food poisoning, falling into a man hole, boxing,m kick boxing, playing football, pillow fight gone wrong, accidental smothering, the common cold, the flu, biting their tongue off and bleeding in their sleep, choking on people\'s throw up, horrific gardening accidents, eaten by rats, ETC. ETC. ETC. I mean seriously, there are tons more ways to die that could happen than whatever said activity was, and probably have happened to people doing much safer or calmer things than said activity. :cussing::cussing::cussing: