The rise and rise of the monkeys

Undave

Flockwit
Well their first mistake was using university students for the tests.
I mean having been one until recently I can say that they aren\'t exactly renowned for their cognitive abilities.... especially first thing when they get up in the afternoon :drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk:
 

Roger Bunting

New member
I saw that on the news. The chimps only won because they got a treat evry time they did it.

Actually, the adult chimps did worse than the students. It seems, that like humans, young chimpanzees have a much better short term memory than adults.

Oh, and in case you forgot...Chimpanzees are not monkeys! :p
 

supervike

Super Moderator
monkey, ape, whatever.

Just know that soon we will call them \'rulers\'.

And I\'d look terrible in one of those jumpsuits.
 

Bill

New member
I always knew it, ever since those chimps started eating people\'s faces a few years ago in Africa. :]
 

fieldarchy

New member
no no not whatever. Monkeys have tails and apes don\'t. :p


Originally posted by supervike
monkey, ape, whatever.

Just know that soon we will call them \'rulers\'.

And I\'d look terrible in one of those jumpsuits.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:rolleyes: I take it, these chimps were home schooled lol

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too Funny!!
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by fieldarchy
no no not whatever. Monkeys have tails and apes don\'t. :p


Originally posted by supervike
monkey, ape, whatever.

Just know that soon we will call them \'rulers\'.

And I\'d look terrible in one of those jumpsuits.


My point is that we are helpless against them!!

Oh opposable thumb, can you not save us from our monkey....ape doom?
 

Jericho

Consummate Brushlicker
Several issues with the study.

First of all, I\'m wondering where it was done. The article Implies Japan, but the study could\'ve been done elsewhere. Anyway I\'ve read before that Asian populations tend to have lower spatial abilities than Western populations, I don\'t know to what extent but it\'s possibly an issue. There are also male/female differences in spatial cognition, we are each better at different types of tasks.

There\'s also the issue of incentive and reward. University undergrads doing it for course credit might behave differently than an ape (not monkey!) doing it for their supper.

It would also be interesting to see how big of a difference there was between human and ape scores. Statistical difference does not equal significance in the real world :p

At least the comments from the American expert at the bottom acknowledges the difference between memorizing a pattern and language-based memory skills. That seems rather important to a Psychology/Literature type student like me.
 

fieldarchy

New member
Planet of the Apes! YAY! Think of the glorious rebellions humans can try and incite?! Or would the world really be a better place if humans were no longer dominant and the rest of primates took over the world and learned complex society and culture? Fascinating!

Originally posted by supervike


My point is that we are helpless against them!!

Oh opposable thumb, can you not save us from our monkey....ape doom?
 

DaN

New member
Planet of the apes was a diabolically bad remake.

I didn\'t like the original either.

Although, to be fair, Helena Bonham Carter didn\'t look much different in costume...
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by DaN

Although, to be fair, Helena Bonham Carter didn\'t look much different in costume...

I actually found her kinda hot!

I agree....the Planet of the Apes original (while had some great parts) was long tedious and boring. I love the idea of the \'roles\' being reversed.


I had great hopes that the \'remake\' would captilize on the cool stuff and lose the stupid stuff. It fell flat, and other than the costumes, didn\'t even compare to the original.

Charlton Heston played an ape in the remake, but why oh why couldn\'t they have given him the line.

\"Get your damn dirty human hands off of me\"

It would have been classic!
 

fieldarchy

New member
was she the main character female ape? If so then she looked a heck of a lot better in costume!

Originally posted by DaN
Planet of the apes was a diabolically bad remake.

I didn\'t like the original either.

Although, to be fair, Helena Bonham Carter didn\'t look much different in costume...
 

Sand Rat

New member
Actually kinda liked all the Planet of the Apes movies, including the new one -

You really want to have fun read the book. It gets a little weird. But it was written by a Frenchman after all lol
 

jahminis

New member
i quite liked the remake, and the original myself...luckily i saw it while i was in new zealand...if i had seen it while i was in africa, i would have been lookin\' over my shoulder the whole time afterwards... filthy apes...
i thought helena was pretty hot as an ape chick...is it wrong that i wanted some hot monkey love with that bird???
as for the article, believe me, we don\'t want the chimps in charge...they are mean, violent, bastards...chimps are a lot like us, even in the fact that they wage war...if they take a dislike to ya, now ya know for sure that they will remember your face!!!

cheers
jah
 

Modderrhu

New member
Originally posted by Jericho
Several issues with the study.
Would lack of interest be another problem? A baby chimp might be amused with a crib toy for an hour, an adult human not even 5 seconds. A child or chimp could sit with simple Lego blocks for a while, whereas an adult human would need more complexity to stimulate them.

We lose interest so quickly, that small things are often lost to us.
 

lizcam

New member
ok, that is the cutest thing in the world and I may have to switch to the squirrel camp! lollollol
 
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